Product Review: Old Spice Re-Fresh Body Spray
Ever since I saw the first Old Spice “Mom Song” video, I have been praying to my non-denominational Spray God every night, asking (begging) that one of the smell technicians at Old Spice reach out to me for a product review of their new Re-Fresh Body Spray. In the meantime, I used an old bottle of Fiji shower gel to feel like I was part of the movement, to show I was “down,” i.e. the way gang members have to “do dirt” to be accepted into a particular gang or sect. And it paid off.
Old Spice reached out, but just like in gang life, they wanted something from me. Even though I killed that drifter (needlessly, as it turned out) to peg my “real-a-meter” into the red, what they really needed from me was to recruit more members who cover their members in body spray. After all, 67% of guys who use body spray aren’t using it correctly.
I blame AXE for the cavalier spray techniques that have been developed, because after those ads, you thought the only way to apply body spray was via Spray Cloud. I seriously didn’t think “too much” existed in the body spray vernacular.
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Product Review: Old Spice Fresh Collection
Still using a white bar with the word “Soap” imprinted on it for your body cleaning needs? If so, I bet you also drink beer out of a white can with the word “Beer” on it in black lettering. Time for an upgrade, my man. Luckily, Old Spice can help. Behold; the Old Spice Fresh Collection. Old Spice has taken all the thinking out of it for you. Just buy one of five exotic scents, apply liberally to your B-O-D and become a better man in minutes.
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