Tag: unibrow

Anthony Davis’ Unibrow Wants You To Use Boost Mobile

In a new TV ad for Boost Mobile, New Orleans Hornets #1 draft pick Anthony Davis’ unibrow tells you its innermost thoughts about being “The most famous piece of eye hair in the world.? And of course, the new Gametime Plus app from Boost Mobile.

Davis famously took out a copyright on his unibrow last year. Unibrows are pretty gross, chicks don’t like them- if a regular citizen like you or I tried to rock the unibrow, we’d be chased through the town square with pitch forks and torches, treated like the freak we would be.

But if you’re a 7-foot stud NBA rookie fresh off winning the NCAA championship, men want to be your unbrow, while women want to be with it.

Check out the ad here. It’s voice sounds curiously similar to ESPN’s Marcellus Wiley.

Thanks To Anthony Davis Unibrows are IN, Right? WRONG

Just because Anthony Davis can rock a Unibrow, does that mean you should do it?

As the former proprietor of a once finely manicured Unibrow, I just always consider it in these terms; “Would I date/mess with/make out with a girl with a Unibrow?” The answer in my one way, completely self generated mental environment is always a sold “No”.

And based on this thread of unanimous “No” answers, it extends beyond the realm of my mind.

Don’t be the “Anthony Davis” of your neighborhood, dorm or cube farm.

Beware The Unibrow

UnibrowDuring conversations at the office do you feel like people are staring at you while you’re talking, yet not listening or making eye contact? In some cultures the unibrow is viewed as an attractive feature, indicative of virility, like in Iran; no wonder we won’t let them have nukes.  Well, not in the US of A, buddy. Nothing will make you a social outcast faster than not maintaining and trimming the hair above your nose, between your eyes.

Here are a few tips on how to eradicate your unibrow and how to maintain your eyebrow hair in general.

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