This happens to me every few months and I am compelled to write about it. I intereacted with a man today in a public seeting, where his very public ear hair took center stage. The circumference of his ear hair nearly overtook his entire ear, and completely obscured his “ear hole”.
I don’t usually scope dudes’ “ear holes”, but this was obscene. So with this seemingly unwitting dude in mind, I present to you a few low cost ear trimmers that are completely worth what you spend, even if you only use it once.
Come on gents, we’re the first mammal to wear pants.


