Still using a white bar with the word “Soap” imprinted on it for your body cleaning needs? If so, I bet you also drink beer out of a white can with the word “Beer” on it in black lettering. Time for an upgrade, my man. Luckily, Old Spice can help. Behold; the Old Spice Fresh Collection. Old Spice has taken all the thinking out of it for you. Just buy one of five exotic scents, apply liberally to your B-O-D and become a better man in minutes.
From the minute the original BMW M3 came out it was one of the sleekest looking, best handling cars I’d ever driven. The M3’s engine was made for high speeds and swerving through urban or interstate traffic. The newest version, the 1 Series M Coupe, is now available for public consumption.
Unlike most souped-up engines, this BMW 3.0-litre straight-six is just there, murmuring gently, ready for the call in any gear and at any speed. This extraordinary, turbine-like urge is not at all like the old M3, with its hot cams and whirring chain drive, yet the M Coupé’s revs will climb to an astonishing 7,000rpm before the limiter cuts in. Your first overtaking manoeuvre is so ridiculously easy it’s hard not to laugh.
Let’s get back to the basics here, fellas. Sure you’re a man; you pay a mortgage, have an unrelenting job and perhaps an equally unrelenting wife. With all that going on who doesn’t forget a few “deets” every once in a while? You’ve been shaving for years but how about a little video refresher course in the art of shaving?
Some of you are saying, “Paul, sideburns are dead ever since Luke Perry killed them in the 90’s.” And to you I say no one man is bigger than sideburns, just like no man can take credit for “inventing” them. That’s like saying Tom Selleck “invented” the moustache for his role on Magnum P.I. And contrary to those of you who grew up in the 80’s and 90’s when Dylan McKay was king, sideburns have been around much longer than the hit show Beverly Hills, 90210. Take a look at this link; and look at side burns through the ages all the way thru the present day.
Somewhere James Worthy’s beard is smiling. Why? Because modern NBA players have stumbled upon a secret he patented years ago while winning titles in the 80’s. Want to successfully advance through the NBA Playoffs? Then grow a beard; the data came back from the lab and the science can’t be disputed.
More players are rocking full beards than any time in recent memory. In the Mavericks vs. Thunder series the Mavs DeShawn Stevenson’s “Neck Forest” is only rivaled by the Thunder’s James Harden who we covered earlier in the week. On the other side of the bracket, the Bulls double trouble bearded combo of Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah are outnumbering LeBron’s “mane” two to one but the series is even. No matter who wins either Conference Final, we’re bound to see some serious beard on beard action in the Finals.
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