Category: Old School (Page 25 of 29)

Armpit Hair- What’s The Status Quo?

July 15, 2011 / Paul Eide

Unlike nose hair or neck hair, where less/none is best, what’s up with arm pit hair? What are the rules of engagement?

For the ladies the answer is easy; NONE. EVER. Under any circumstances. Even if you got stranded like that rugby team in the movie Alive and there’s no food around, don’t make excuses ladies. Groom it.

Since it’s theorized the reason it exists in the first place to reduce friction between the upper body and the arm during vigorous physical activity, dudes need it. Also, armpit hairs send and receive sexual pheromones. So trim your armpit hair, don’t shave it. Or else your dense ass may miss out on the “vibe” that girl at the bar is sending your way.

Grooming, New Trends, Old School, Shaving

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Is That A Bald Spot Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

July 11, 2011 / Paul Eide

“It’s not a bald spot; it’s a solar panel for my brain.”

We briefly touched on the receding hairline and what we can do to prevent it last week here, but now to the other end of the conundrum; the bald spot. Did you know a bald spot, contrary to the receding hairline, can be reversed mid-stream? Stress and anxiety are the number causes to premature bald spot development, as well as a bad diet and too much alcohol consumption. So if you are doing all those things at once, stop NOW!

Grooming, Hair Styles, Old School

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How To Style A Mohawk

July 8, 2011 / Paul Eide

If you were at the Dropkick Murphy’s concert last night like I was, then you no doubt were exposed to some great Mohawks. Mohawks that defied gravity, convention and in some cases good taste. But then again, that’s the point of a Mohawk; to fly in the face of what most people think is a good idea. And, to score some hot punk rock babes in the process.

So, how do you get yours? What’s the first step to attracting a babe who rocks the earring to nose ring a la Jane Child in the 80″s? Follow this step by step guide and piss off your mom and your manager at the bank you work at in one fell swoop.

Grooming, Hair Styles, Old School

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Beware The Unibrow

June 27, 2011 / Paul Eide

During conversations at the office do you feel like people are staring at you while you’re talking, yet not listening or making eye contact? In some cultures the unibrow is viewed as an attractive feature, indicative of virility, like in Iran; no wonder we won’t let them have nukes. Well, not in the US of A, buddy. Nothing will make you a social outcast faster than not maintaining and trimming the hair above your nose, between your eyes.

Here are a few tips on how to eradicate your unibrow and how to maintain your eyebrow hair in general.

Grooming, New Trends, Old School

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Your Face Needs An Upgrade

June 24, 2011 / Paul Eide

Tired of the same boring facial hair you’ve been rocking for an extended period of time, yet don’t want to do anything too extreme? Take a gander at these “Timeless Facial Hair Styles” for a few ideas that won’t “rock the boat”, but will re-energize your face.
Don’t know what a “Short Circle Beard” is? Well, welcome to manhood, son! And get your mind out of the gutter because it’s nothing like a “Boston Pancake”, how dare you even suggest that?!