Category: New Trends (Page 7 of 41)

Product Review: Sebamed Sensitive Skin After Shave Balm and Deodorant

Sebamed first hit store shelves in the 1960s, which makes it about twice as old as Sabretooth, famous archenemy of X-Men character Wolverine. Maybe if Sabretooth used Sebamed, his pH levels wouldn’t be so out of whack and he wouldn’t be as vicious. He would at least have better skin.

The surface of the skin is covered with a hydrolipid film called the acid mantle that is slightly acidic (pH 5.5). The acid mantle is essential for supporting the barrier functions of the outermost layer of the skin, the stratum corneum. And you thought the acid mantle and stratum corneum were obstacles you encounter during the Tough Mudder.

“Acid mantle? Stratum corneum? What is all this stuff, Paul?  The active ingredients in Sebamed sound like something straight out of X-Men. But it’s just another facet of aging, and as you age, you start to care about stuff you never thought you would. Like warranties, APRs and how rezoning of the local school district may impact what school your daughter attends. You also want to avoid crow’s feet and other examples of skin pushed to the limit without the intercession of a tender hand. And that is where the tender, caring, nurturing hand of Sebamed makes the difference, just like the tender hand of Professor Charles Francis Xavier aka Professor X.

Read the full review here.

The Perfect Super Bowl Outfit – An Adult Onesie

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What screams “Super Bowl” more than an adult onesie?

I like how it looks like a football, which lends itself to picking up stray babes at any Super Bowl party.

Offer to show the ladies how to properly grip a football to throw the tightest of spirals via gripping your seams. “Here, honey; let me show you how Joe Montana held it during his game-winning drive in Super Bowl 23.”

Then give her a man-on-man description of “Press Coverage” over a plate of hot wings! #LoveAtFirstBite

For more information on the ZOOOPLESS Onsie, click here.

Receding Hairline Or Bald Spot? Don’t “Munson” Yourself

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There’s only so much we can control. And one of those things we have no control over is whether or not we develop a receding hairline or a bald spot.

But what we can control is how we handle it. That means saying no to the comb over like Bill Murray in “Kingpin” or wearing an endless array of hats to cover our ongoing hair loss.

Rock that shit like Jason Statham or Bruce Willis and own it; don’t hide from it.

It is what it is and if you’re comfortable in yourself, the ladies will respond, bald spot or no.

They always do.

 

Product Review: Duke Cannon Soap, Hair Wash & Shave Cream

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In an era where men’s body wash gels have taken over, Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap is truly that; it’s a big piece of soap that has a big “D” (imprinted on it, you perv). As Steven Tyler crooned, “Suck on my big 10 inch!” on the Aerosmith classic, “My Big Ten Inch,” he could’ve easily been referring to the big 10 ounces that comprise the girth of Duke’s Big Ass Brick.

As I removed one of the five product offerings from its sheath, I was assaulted by the fragrance of Accomplishment. But it was a good, enjoyable assault.

On the box, it claimed the scent was inspired by “Drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.” And by god, IT DID! It really smelled like that. Nice work, smell technicians.

My Special Lady commented on the scent multiple times over a period of three days. At first, she said it smelled “feminine.”

So to prove it wasn’t, we had sex. Day two came along and this time she said she “really liked it.” So, we had sex. On day three, we had sex and she asked me to always wear Duke Cannon and she would “Always love me.” I said, “Hell nah, biatch.” Sometimes (all the time), you gotta let the hen know who the rooster is.

Read the full review here.

What Guys Really Want for Christmas

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Let’s cut to the chase. Guys would prefer to receive sensible and practical gifts instead of another bottle of cologne (still have unused bottles collecting dust from previous years), tools (we get the hint we should be doing more around the house), and “fashionable” clothing our significant would “love to see us in” (rather than what we actually like to wear).

Enough already! Give us something that will generate a legitimate smile when we open it – such as subscription-based products that will last the whole year through.

800razors.com, the burn-free razor company, suggests a few subscription-based gift ideas that will be used the whole year through:

Eat Like a Man – Let’s not forget that we guys have refined tastes beyond steak. Enter Mantry.com, the modernman’s pantry. Each month, Mantry sends a box of high-quality, locally produced food to your door in a crate! Subscriptions come in at $75 a month.

Shaving Time & Money – Wasting money on razors while waiting in long lines at the pharmacy is a thing of the past with a subscription to 800razors.com. Unlike other online razor companies that outsource crappy razors,800razors.com offers American made razors that compare to Gillette’s Fusion and Mach III for about half the price.  For $9.99 a month, you’ll receive a handle with 4 high-quality 5-blade razor cartridges.

Smell Like a Man – Guys like to look and smell awesome but hate being told by their significant other what to do.Birchbox for Men gives guys the opportunity to smell, groom, and look great, without being pestered to try this new product. Subscription starts at around $20 per month.

Catching Up with Buds and Fish – Sometimes guys just want to get away and spend time with their buds catching fish and drinking beer. With MysteryTackleBox.com, guys are sent high-quality fishing products including lures, tackle, and seasonal bait. Monthly subscriptions are around $15.

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