Category: New Trends (Page 35 of 41)

Brady To Bieber Cut- “Never Say Never”

October 1, 2011 / Paul Eide

We know for sure that Tom Brady cut his hair. But thanks to a well-placed hat, we don’t know exactly what he’s got going on under there. How sweet would it be if he had Cornrows? Or a Mowhawk?

Just like David Patten, David Givens, Jabar Gafney or Randy Moss before Bieber, Tommy B. didn’t need the “Bieber” cut to make him. Which is why he “cut” ties with it. “Never Say Never”, Justin. You were a “passing” fad and your modified “Bowl Cut” wasn’t gonna bring him “Down To Earth”- the cut was a “One Time” thing. Now, you’ll just have to find “Somebody To Love.”

Hair Styles, New Trends, Old School

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Quinn Puts The “Man” In Mannequin

September 26, 2011 / Paul Eide

If “Quinn” the AXE Mannequin can pick up a hot babe like Kendra thanks to AXE Body Spray, imagine what you can do considering you have a heartbeat and a bank account, the two things women care about most, not necessarily in that order.

Quinn is kind of a stud though, with his perfect abs and chiseled facial features. So if you want to have any shot at keeping your girlfriend when he’s around, load up on the AXE and spray in the areas detailed here.

Grooming, New Trends, Shop Talk

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The “Bowl Cut”: When Dudes Were Dudes

September 3, 2011 / Paul Eide

Ahhh, the “Bowl Cut”. For a while there in the early 90’s every dude I knew had one, and there was almost an unspoken hierarchy based on how yours was cut. The longer the hair on top was, and the more “skinned” the hair underneath was, the more “badass” it was. Hence the evolution from the “Bowl Cut” to the “Flop” that all the skaters rocked with their “Vision Street Wear” t-shirts.

Lately, celebrities from Lady Gaga and Rhianna have been sporting variations of the “Bowl Cut” which begs the ultimate question- Isn’t Justin Bieber’s “signature” hairdo nothing more than an overgrown, poorly maintained “Bowl Cut”?

Grooming, Hair Styles, New Trends, Old School

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The New Hairdo: The Hair Does You

August 27, 2011 / Paul Eide

You know the hairdo; anybody who works for a nameless corporation has seen the IT people in their company rocking this hairstyle, along with bleached white Jerry Seinfled-esque tennis shoes and tight blue denim jeans worn in classic “high-water” style. You can’t just grow it; it grows you.

It’s sort of like Rod Blagojevich’s hair but without the forced part and looks more like a sponge/white afro. The hair just IS. So what’s a brother to do? Rock that shit. It’s in like made for TV Kardashian weddings.

Grooming, Hair Styles, New Trends, Old School

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White People And Dreadlocks Are Out

August 19, 2011 / Paul Eide

In a sense, white people with dreadlocks are an offense to nature, like the “Double Down” sandwich from Burger King. While the “Double Down” literally gives Mother Nature the middle finger (combining parts from pig, chicken and cow, then frying it), white people with dreads do much the same thing because they are forced and do not occur naturally.

Was that style ever really “in”, anyway? We all knew “Phish Kid” who had them and thought it was a phase, just like the copious drug use. Unless you’re Jon Favreau in the cult hit PCU, and you happen to be white, don’t do it. We all know you’re just mad at your dad.

What was that? You want to know how to style your hair into dreadlocks, and you’re a white person? Well, step one is to stop showering, which is no way to start a new hair style or anything else really.