Football-Onesie

What screams “Super Bowl” more than an adult onesie?

I like how it looks like a football, which lends itself to picking up stray babes at any Super Bowl party.

Offer to show the ladies how to properly grip a football to throw the tightest of spirals via gripping your seams. “Here, honey; let me show you how Joe Montana held it during his game-winning drive in Super Bowl 23.”

Then give her a man-on-man description of “Press Coverage” over a plate of hot wings! #LoveAtFirstBite

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