The other day, on a whim, I wore white socks with black shoes to my workplace as a sort of generational study. Before I even sat down, the 22-25 year old demographic was all over my ass.

“Nice look, grampa; are you color blind?” “All you need is a blazer and you’d BE Don Johnson.” “Looks like somebody doesn’t plan on getting laid.”

I took the abuse and moved on, swiftly, to the 38-61 demographic.

“Paulie E, rocking the white socks- reminds me of the 70’s; good times.” “Paul, those white socks make you look like you’re walking faster through the office.” “I can tell by your white socks that you just don’t give a shit and I like it.”

Tell me that Michael Jackson didn’t look cool in the video for “Billie Jean”- tell me!!

I guess it’s a generational thing; just like chest hair.