#ThisBudsForYou – Budweiser Holiday Crate

Budweiser Crate

What says “Christmas” more than the famous Budweiser Clydesdales? The Budweiser Holiday Crate.

To celebrate the 139th holiday season of America’s No. 1 full-flavored lager, Budweiser is bringing back its limited-edition wooden crates. Available in select locations starting November 9, the crates include two pilsner glasses and 18 Budweiser bottles featuring the authentic, classic label from 1933 – the first label following the repeal of Prohibition. Elves sold separately.

Budweiser is releasing 60,000 crates this year (vs. 10,000 in 2014), each of which will be hand-made to mirror the original crates that were distributed by the Budweiser Clydesdales following the end of Prohibition.

Scored a crate? Share images of your Macro holiday celebrations on social media, using the hashtag #ThisBudsForYou.

  

Product Review: Duke Cannon Soap, Hair Wash & Shave Cream

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In an era where men’s body wash gels have taken over, Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap is truly that; it’s a big piece of soap that has a big “D” (imprinted on it, you perv). As Steven Tyler crooned, “Suck on my big 10 inch!” on the Aerosmith classic, “My Big Ten Inch,” he could’ve easily been referring to the big 10 ounces that comprise the girth of Duke’s Big Ass Brick.

As I removed one of the five product offerings from its sheath, I was assaulted by the fragrance of Accomplishment. But it was a good, enjoyable assault.

On the box, it claimed the scent was inspired by “Drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.” And by god, IT DID! It really smelled like that. Nice work, smell technicians.

My Special Lady commented on the scent multiple times over a period of three days. At first, she said it smelled “feminine.”

So to prove it wasn’t, we had sex. Day two came along and this time she said she “really liked it.” So, we had sex. On day three, we had sex and she asked me to always wear Duke Cannon and she would “Always love me.” I said, “Hell nah, biatch.” Sometimes (all the time), you gotta let the hen know who the rooster is.

Read the full review here.

  

What Guys Really Want for Christmas

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Let’s cut to the chase. Guys would prefer to receive sensible and practical gifts instead of another bottle of cologne (still have unused bottles collecting dust from previous years), tools (we get the hint we should be doing more around the house), and “fashionable” clothing our significant would “love to see us in” (rather than what we actually like to wear).

Enough already! Give us something that will generate a legitimate smile when we open it – such as subscription-based products that will last the whole year through.

800razors.com, the burn-free razor company, suggests a few subscription-based gift ideas that will be used the whole year through:

Eat Like a Man – Let’s not forget that we guys have refined tastes beyond steak. Enter Mantry.com, the modernman’s pantry. Each month, Mantry sends a box of high-quality, locally produced food to your door in a crate! Subscriptions come in at $75 a month.

Shaving Time & Money – Wasting money on razors while waiting in long lines at the pharmacy is a thing of the past with a subscription to 800razors.com. Unlike other online razor companies that outsource crappy razors,800razors.com offers American made razors that compare to Gillette’s Fusion and Mach III for about half the price.  For $9.99 a month, you’ll receive a handle with 4 high-quality 5-blade razor cartridges.

Smell Like a Man – Guys like to look and smell awesome but hate being told by their significant other what to do.Birchbox for Men gives guys the opportunity to smell, groom, and look great, without being pestered to try this new product. Subscription starts at around $20 per month.

Catching Up with Buds and Fish – Sometimes guys just want to get away and spend time with their buds catching fish and drinking beer. With MysteryTackleBox.com, guys are sent high-quality fishing products including lures, tackle, and seasonal bait. Monthly subscriptions are around $15.

  

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