Tag: Joe Montana

The Perfect Super Bowl Outfit – An Adult Onesie

Football-Onesie

What screams “Super Bowl” more than an adult onesie?

I like how it looks like a football, which lends itself to picking up stray babes at any Super Bowl party.

Offer to show the ladies how to properly grip a football to throw the tightest of spirals via gripping your seams. “Here, honey; let me show you how Joe Montana held it during his game-winning drive in Super Bowl 23.”

Then give her a man-on-man description of “Press Coverage” over a plate of hot wings! #LoveAtFirstBite

For more information on the ZOOOPLESS Onsie, click here.

Robert Griffin III Haircut

A closer angle of the RG3 haircutting masterpiece. (Instagram)

Feeling bad about relying on Redskins quarterback RGIII in fantasy this season? Don’t worry, there’s someone worse off than you.

This haircut was done by Illinois-based barber Jesus Cruz. “The (RG3) one is my best work so far,” he said. “But I have not done my best work yet. I like a challenge.” It took Cruz 2 1/2 hours to complete.

Based on his Instagram page, the RGIII isn’t even close to the coolest haircut he has done; check out the Jack Nicholson portrait from The Shining.

Personally, I would’ve gone with the Joe Montana.

 

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