White Socks With Black Shoes; And Other Ways To Show You Don’t Care How You Look
The other day, on a whim, I wore white socks with black shoes to my workplace as a sort of generational study. Before I even sat down, the 22-25 year old demographic was all over my ass.
“Nice look, grampa; are you color blind?” “All you need is a blazer and you’d BE Don Johnson.” “Looks like somebody doesn’t plan on getting laid.”
I took the abuse and moved on, swiftly, to the 38-61 demographic.
“Paulie E, rocking the white socks- reminds me of the 70’s; good times.” “Paul, those white socks make you look like you’re walking faster through the office.” “I can tell by your white socks that you just don’t give a shit and I like it.”
Tell me that Michael Jackson didn’t look cool in the video for “Billie Jean”- tell me!!
I guess it’s a generational thing; just like chest hair.
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Don’t ask any questions, don’t look at me all stupid, just get in there and trim it up. There was an era when the ladies loved the exploits of the chest hair Tom Jones was attached to. But now, men aren’t men thanks to Robert Pattinson and his ilk.
I’m not advocating using a Bic razor and shaving it off completely, just a trim job. Chest hair really is the least of our concerns when it comes to body hair. Especially if you make it look all cool like this dude. Or this guy. The real issue is your hairy ass legs, my man. No, the inside of them, right below the family jewels. Don’t be the male of “Gin-uh” in The 40 Year Old Version.
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