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      Lice Ain’t Nice

      August 23, 2011 /

      We spend a lot of time covering hair on this blog, so let’s spend a column talking about your “uninvited roommate”, lice. Finding out you have lice is like finding out you’re pregnant- suddenly, an organism is living off your every move, depending on you for survival. Lice are like that sleazy ex-girlfriend you used hang out with on the sneak tip, late at night. While you sleep, they creep, gaining ground by the week.

      So what do you do if someone you love has lice? Shun them. Cut off all ties. Just stop hanging out with them altogether. Even if it’s your mom, daughter, wife- especially wife. It’s the only sure way. If you still want to hang out with them, have them follow these steps and pray to the heavens. Because in the end, roaches, lice and lawyers will outlive us all.  Word is bond.

      Grooming, Hair Styles

      White People And Dreadlocks Are Out

      August 19, 2011 /

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      In a sense, white people with dreadlocks are an offense to nature, like the “Double Down” sandwich from Burger King. While the “Double Down” literally gives Mother Nature the middle finger (combining parts from pig, chicken and cow, then frying it), white people with dreads do much the same thing because they are forced and do not occur naturally.

      Was that style ever really “in”, anyway? We all knew “Phish Kid” who had them and thought it was a phase, just like the copious drug use. Unless you’re Jon Favreau in the cult hit PCU, and you happen to be white, don’t do it. We all know you’re just mad at your dad.

      What was that? You want to know how to style your hair into dreadlocks, and you’re a white person? Well, step one is to stop showering, which is no way to start a new hair style or anything else really.

      Hair Styles, New Trends, Old School

      Bullz-Eye reviews the 2011 Hyundai Genesis 4.6 Sedan

      August 17, 2011 /

      Hyundai Genesis 4.6 review

      Bullz-Eye recently got behind the wheel of the Hyundai Genesis for a second time. They had reviewed the coupe, but this time got a look at Hyundai’s idea of luxury in the Genesis 4.6L Sedan. They came away impressed, too. Hyundai made a bit of a gamble entering the luxury market under the Hyundai nameplate, but the Genesis is everything you could want in a quality sedan.

      Here’s an excerpt from the review:

      For those of you car fans who haven’t checked out the interior of the 2011 Hyundai Genesis 4.6, get ready to smile. This car doesn’t disappoint. A spacious and luxurious interior that is well planned and very comfortable are what the Genesis is about here, folks. Our test model was loaded with ultra-premium jet black leather seating with heated front seats and cooled driver seat. We drove this car in 90-degree heat and intense humidity and, let me tell you, the ventilated cool driver seat was absolutely amazing. It kicked in quickly and cooled your whole body. There is a certain upscale feel in the cabin mostly reserved for much more expensive luxury sedans. With options that included tailored leather wrapped dash and door trim inserts, wood grained trimmed power tilt and telescopic steering wheel and front and rear parking assist with rear camera, the interior leaves little to be desired. A standout Lexicon 17-speaker 7.1 discrete audio system rocked with the crystal clear XM satellite radio and elevated the driving experience.

      For the full 2011 Hyundai Genesis 4.6L Sedan review, head over to the Bullz-Eye Cars channel.

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