In the past on barbershopblog.com we’ve documented haircuts with portraits of notable humans carved into the sides of people’s heads. But this time, we’re going to dip into the animal kingdom.
To hell with the faux hawk- there’s a new sheriff in town. Say hello to the “Iguana Cut”. Pay special attention to the tail- sans iguana on top, it would be a bitchin’ “Rat Tail”. Just like the 80’s, it’s “rat-ical”.
Either way, it’s still better than Carolina Panthers QB Jimmy Clausen’s haircut.
The other day, on a whim, I wore white socks with black shoes to my workplace as a sort of generational study. Before I even sat down, the 22-25 year old demographic was all over my ass.
“Nice look, grampa; are you color blind?” “All you need is a blazer and you’d BE Don Johnson.” “Looks like somebody doesn’t plan on getting laid.”
I took the abuse and moved on, swiftly, to the 38-61 demographic.
“Paulie E, rocking the white socks- reminds me of the 70’s; good times.” “Paul, those white socks make you look like you’re walking faster through the office.” “I can tell by your white socks that you just don’t give a shit and I like it.”
Tell me that Michael Jackson didn’t look cool in the video for “Billie Jean”- tell me!!
I guess it’s a generational thing; just like chest hair.
Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap is the coolest soap you’ve never heard of, let alone actually used to clean your mangina.
In an era where men’s body wash gels have taken over, Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap is truly that; it’s a big, green piece of soap that has a big “D” (imprinted on it, you perv) and weighs three-quarters of a pound.
Once Duke and I hit the shower after a long day at the orifice, Duke cleaned all my orifices in the most pleasing manners allowed by law. The soap also had these little yellow pieces of steel cut grains imbedded in it. Purportedly used for “maximum gripability,” they also worked to exfoliate and scrub dead skin from your body; you know, if you swing that way.
The boys over at Hommage Atelier may have just created the most perfect high end men’s grooming salon in the world. Located in Manhattan, it is the only free-standing Hommage Atelier and it provides haircuts, manicures and expensive liquor.
In the cult classic The Big Lebowski, Mr. Lebowski wonders aloud to The Dude, “What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?”
What is it? What makes a man, a man?
Is it scent? Is it responsibility? Is it clear, clean skin? Well, if it is indeed any of those things, the new product from Irish Spring has taken all the thinking out of it for you.
Try the Irish Spring Clear & Fresh Skin Body Wash for yourself and let it take the thinking out of body wash for you. Between your job, new old lady, ex-wife, mortgage and ’99 Mazda 626, don’t you have enough on your mind already? Read the full review here.
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