James Harden’s beard is so well manicured at the present moment that if you flipped his head upside down and then re-attached it to his neck, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Except for the way his eyes/mouth had switched positions and his upside down nose.

Anyway, on Thursday, Harden was named the NBA’s Sixth Man of the Year. While they were at it, he should’ve also received the NBA’s Beard of the Year award as well- who else in the league is even close to having such fine chin hardware???