Baby, let’s get down to brass tax. Spring has “sprung” and that means Spring Training is also in “full swing”. It’s time to “spread the pollen around.”

If a guy ever tells you that he doesn’t enjoy watching you scarf down that hot dog (or banana) from your view in the box seats, he’s straight up lying to impress you. For shame, germs.

Which is why I like this dude and the serious face he makes when he confirms he is in fact, “turned on.”

You’ve been warned, baby. Now…who wants an Astro Pop??