Not farting during sex will always be number one, but other than that, our friends at shirtsmyway.com have come up with the top 10 (socially accepted) Essential Rules For Being A Gentlemen In 2015.

Our favorite is #4, “Dress Like You Know What You Are Doing,” because outside of your clothes (or underneath), no one has any idea if you’re qualified for what you are doing, at all. Especially not the hot babes that you are perpetrating on.

And then, just as a general rule:

“Cut back on that Hatorade. It’s a resentful beverage that too many fools drink.”

#Word.

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