You know what’s really annoying? About 99% of the announcers on TV, especially during the NBA playoffs.
That’s why I’m stoked to tell you about Rabble.TV. These guys let you listen to playoff audio broadcast done by die-hard fans – just like you. Just mute your TV and crank up Rabble to start listening to announcers that actually know what they’re talking about.
What’s just as cool is that you can announce the games tonight yourself. I mean, if you’re hanging out with your buddies, drinking beers, and cracking jokes, why not broadcast the hilarity for the entire world to hear. You know you want to!
Here’s How To Win:
- Listen to an audio broadcast of any NBA Playoffs game or call the game yourself.
- Let us know in the comments section below which announcer you dislike the most and why
- We’ll select the winner with the funniest comment
- We’ll contact the winner and ship out the Curry or James jersey to your doorstep (jersey subject to availability on Fanatics).
And check out this video the company made. I’m pretty sure we can all relate to how much it sucks listening to crappy announcers who spew out the same boring clichés.
In a new TV ad for Boost Mobile, New Orleans Hornets #1 draft pick Anthony Davis’ unibrow tells you its innermost thoughts about being “The most famous piece of eye hair in the world.? And of course, the new Gametime Plus app from Boost Mobile.
Davis famously took out a copyright on his unibrow last year. Unibrows are pretty gross, chicks don’t like them- if a regular citizen like you or I tried to rock the unibrow, we’d be chased through the town square with pitch forks and torches, treated like the freak we would be.
But if you’re a 7-foot stud NBA rookie fresh off winning the NCAA championship, men want to be your unbrow, while women want to be with it.
If you’re thinking of getting married, DON’T, stupid. As a man who has been “actively divorced” for three years I really don’t know why I ever decided to complicate my life.
For instance tonight, I spent two hours after work watching highlights of the 1995 NBA Dunk Contest/Three Point Shootout. I ate dinner from a can and a blender. I stopped re-watching season 2 of Breaking Bad to write this. And I haven’t even mentioned my masturbation schedule yet.
Regardless, if you’re in a hurry to shit the bed in terms of far-reaching relationship decision making, consider these facts from David’s Bridal:
– More than half of brides (57%) would change something about their engagement ring if they could, with the biggest gripe being wanting a bigger stone (19%)
– 80% would scoff at a public Facebook proposal
– 63% wouldn’t say yes to their beau proposing on a Jumbotron
– 57% of brides would say no to the ever-popular flash mob proposal!
And if she says no, she’s doing you a favor, you idiot. Remember it isn’t just the proposal that’s about her but the entire fucking relationship.
Toronto Raptors power forward/center Amir Johnson recently had the teams logo cut and dyed into his hair.
What do you think? Where does the hair start and the tattoos end?
The legend of New York Knick Anthony Mason’s array of hair cuts must never die. Hair graphics have grown in popularity over the last few years, but in terms of the NBA “Mase” set a trend that has been replicated ever since. Players like Daniel Gibson and Andray Blatche have tried to mimic Mason, but nothing is better than the original.
Sadly, when researching images for this article, it appears many people have already forgotten how cool Mason was, as there are very few pics of his various haircuts and sayings carved into his head.
Do the future a solid and tell a child about Anthony Mason’s legacy today. If you don’t, the only thing we may have left comes from the Beastie Boys classic “B-Boys Makin’ With The Freak Freak”.
“Got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason.”