What’s better than feeling a man’s moustache rub against your cheek, ladies? What’s better than its scent, its carefully crafted arc? It’s what makes a man, a man, baby. And that’s what you’re after.
The “Handlebar Moustache” says, “Hey baby I’m rough and tough and build things made out of iron and use power tools, casually, but I’ve also got the savior faire and finesse of a young Tom Selleck- how far is your apartment from here?”
If you want to set the MLB all time save record when you grow up, here’s how to groom your own “Handlebar”.
Remember ladies, the “Handlebar” likes to tickle- and don’t you like to be tickled??