Nice Caucus!
Posted by Paul Eide (01/03/2012 @ 11:28 pm)
Start Of NBA Season Means Harden’s Beard Is Back
Posted by Paul Eide (12/29/2011 @ 12:15 am)

The NBA is baaack. And that means James Hrden’s beard is also back, and thicker than ever. As a key reserve and generally the Thunder’s first player of the bench, Harden made it cool to have a beard again last season.
For everything that Brawny paper towels tried to do by replacing the iconic “Brawny Man” and limiting his beard, James Harden’s beard is single handedly reversing the trend.
Product Review: Braun cruZer Series
Posted by Paul Eide (12/21/2011 @ 8:15 pm)

Using both the CruZer6 and the Head and Beard Trimmer was like a shaving intervention — I had been living in the dark ages using a razor and scissors, and in the process, limiting myself and my style. And I wasn’t even aware until I broke my normal pattern. In addition to being effective, both cruZer products just looked cool sitting on my sink. If someone used my bathroom and saw them I could momentarily fool them into thinking I had my shit together.
“Wow, Paul has really turned a corner in his life. I never thought that dude would grow up.”
To check out the entire cruZer line from Braun, visit the official site or follow this link.
Product Review: eShave Orange Sandalwood Collection
Posted by Paul Eide (12/14/2011 @ 12:51 am)

E-mail, E-dating and Eazy- E- What other “E” does a man even need? Check out eShave, homeboy. And whip that POS beard into shape, ASAP.
Product Review: PERT Plus Classic Clean
Posted by Paul Eide (12/12/2011 @ 1:25 pm)

For a long time I thought PERT Plus was just for old people. I still remember seeing the crusty old green bottle in the corner of my shower as a youth. Nothing about it said “cool” or “refreshing” — it was sort of an 80′s standard that my dad used religiously, right next to his ceramic bottle of Old Spice. But guess what, junior- PERT Plus is BAAAACK and better than ever!!
Battle Of The Beards
Posted by Paul Eide (11/29/2011 @ 9:01 pm)

It’s cold out, so it’s time to grow a beard, especially if you play for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Current Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel is the latest Steelers player to dawn a beard that most men can only fantasize about. “Da Beard” as it has been dubbed, has it’s own facebook page and Twitter account, and presumably, a slew of willing women.
Prior to “Da Beard”, longtime Steelers guard Alan Faneca rocked a beard of similar girth, using it to mushroom stamp defenders and put them on their backs.
So in a head to head battle of recent Steelers history, whose beard is the “Alpha Beard” – Keisel’s or Faneca’s?
“Mo” Staches, Less Problems
Posted by Paul Eide (11/28/2011 @ 7:59 pm)

It’s Movember, the month formerly known as November, which is dedicated to growing moustaches and raising awareness and funds for men’s health. A moustache (Mo) will spark conversations, and no doubt generate some laughs; all in the name of raising vital awareness and funds for cancers affecting men.
Why be so passionate about men’s health?
* 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime
* A man is diagnosed with prostate cancer every 2.2 minutes
* 1 in 2 men will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetime
* 24% of men are less likely to go the doctor compared to women
Check out http://us.movember.com/about to join the “mo”vement.
PERT Plus Wants To Tell You What Your Friends Won’t
Posted by Paul Eide (11/23/2011 @ 6:38 pm)

From the beginning of time men have struggled mightily with maintaining respectable hairstyles that they can call their own.
Despite the perpetual snickering of their peers and the cringes of women, some men continue to stick to their guns with hairstyles that just don’t cut it.
In honor of infamously horrendous hairdos, PERT Plus put together a list of the worst hairstyles of all time that should be avoided at all costs.
· The Mullet – The mullet has been so maligned that it now on the verge of extinction. However, you really have to respect those that still rock the mullet. They know that the whole world is laughing at them, but they just don’t care.
· The Rattail – It is hard to believe that at some point in history a guy created the rattail and then went out in public where some other guy saw him and thought, “hey that guy is groomed like a rat, that looks great!” and then proceeded to adopt the hairstyle himself.
· The Bowl Cut – This hairstyle might have looked good when you were 10. Wait… no it didn’t.
· The Flat Top – While many fine Americans (Johnny Unitas, Big Daddy Kane) and non-Americans (Ivan Drago) alike have sported flat tops, so has Vanilla Ice.
Return of Iverson = Return of Cornrows?
Posted by Paul Eide (10/28/2011 @ 3:42 pm)

Has anyone else noticed that since Allen Iverson stepped away from the NBA for the last year and a half that cornrows have basically disappeared? Well if you missed “A.I.” and the hairdo he helped turn into a popular fad, you’ll get at least two more games to see them in action.
Iverson announced on Wednesday he will be headlining the “Las Vegas Superstar Challenge” in mid-November. The mini tournament will feature Iverson as well as an impressive list of NBA players. So in the spirit of “A.I.’s” return, here is how to give yourself cornrows.
You go, boy.
Do The Future A Favor- Tell A Child You Love About ZZ Top TODAY
Posted by Paul Eide (10/17/2011 @ 8:41 pm)

If we don’t pass on the oral tradition of just how great their beards were, who will? The answer is, sadly, no one. In today’s “metrosexualized” world of “manscaping” and “ear hair removal”, a band like ZZ Top would’ve never made it onto a stage in your local town. Musical talent you say? Puffttt. In today’s “plucked eyebrow” musical universe, they would’ve been voted off “X Factor” before they made it in from the parking lot.
So please, pull a youth in your care aside tonight for an hour, and make them ingest Deguello before bed.
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