I come before you today a humbled man. And what is the culprit of my new-found humility? Ear Fungus. It sounds gross because it is, and I don’t want any of you to have to waste the time, $$$ and pain that I have on my new “roommate”.

After six trips to an ear specialist (ouch, my bunghole), lend me an “ear” so you can avoid  the perils that I have faced down. It may sound tedious, and stupid, but follow this link to “ear”adicate the potential for a humongous fungus taking up residence in your ear canal.

Oh, and using q-tips only pisses it off more.